"Elder Emo" Coffin Crewneck Sweatshirt (Unisex)

"Elder Emo" Coffin Crewneck Sweatshirt
🎸 Rest in punk, live in eyeliner—now in wearable form.
A tribute to the eyeliner-smeared, scream-singing version of you that never really left. This cozy black crewneck features a bold coffin sprouting with vines and classic Chucks—because obviously, the afterlife has a dress code and it’s mall goth casual.
Soft enough to cry in, warm enough for chilly basement shows, and just dramatic enough to say, “Yes, I am still in my feelings.”
🖤 Perfect for elder emos, scene survivors, and grown-up gothlings with desk jobs
👕 Unisex fit for all genders and phases of existential dread
💀 Designed by Thistle & Paw
📦 Ships folded with love and traces of old Myspace passwords

Product features
- Knit in one piece, reducing fabric waste and creating a seamless look.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains its shape wear after wear.
- Available embroidery on left or center chest for a personalized touch.
- Durable double-needle stitching adds extra strength to seams.
- Made from ethically sourced materials, ensuring sustainable production.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean



 
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Width, cm
50.80
55.90
60.96
66.04
71.12
76.20
81.28
86.36


Length, cm
68.58
71.12
73.66
76.20
78.74
81.28
83.82
86.36


Sleeve length (from center back), cm
85.09
87.63
90.17
92.71
95.25
97.79
100.33
102.87


Size tolerance, cm
3.81
3.81
3.81
3.81
3.81
3.81
3.81
3.81



 


EU representative: Thistle & Paw, LLC, thistleandpaw@gmail.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean